Now you can buy one bus ticket, and take another seat for free! Here is how:

• Occupy the isle seat while leaving the window seat empty
• Occupy the empty seat with a bag
• Read newspapers and stretch your arms
• Cough continuously without covering your mouth
• Talk on the mobile phone, speak loudly and make sure you say dirty words

* Dignity and respect not included, use it at your own risk.

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